POOR LITTLE MONKIES

poor little monkies. maybe they should try the south beach diet on them. come up with an exercise program "primal-ahteeze" or sumthin. or maybe just give me a straight razor blade and let em loose in major cities.
what about empty carbs?maybe Coke is it. wonder how Co-cola would treat em. make em watch coke commercials for unspecified consecutive numbers of hours, play video games, read poetry, drink coke,discuss coke, discuss monkey diets, throw poo at each other...hey..throw poo at each other. maybe they could be taught to
E-Poo each other. gorillas in the List. i just had eggs and chicken and im feeling pretty passive. loving. Scope Me Over.